California, n.:
From Latin "calor", meaning "heat" (as in English "calorie" or
Spanish "caliente"); and "fornia'" for "♥♥♥♥♥♥ intercourse" or
"fornication." Hence: Tierra de California, "the land of hot ♥♥♥."
-- Ed Moran
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The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas
River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
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QOTD:
"I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent."
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Lady, lady, should you meet
One whose ways are all discreet,
One who murmurs that his wife
Is the lodestar of his life,
One who keeps assuring you
That he never was untrue,
Never loved another one...
Lady, lady, better run!
-- Dorothy Parker, "Social Note"
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Who spread garbage all over Flanders's yard before I got a chance to?

-- Homer Simpson
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
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