Dear (Hurtful Honesty) Diary,

I'm about as cool as ice...that's been frozen in the oven.
I'm about as smart as a suit...from a dollar store.
I'm about as attractive as a model..crash test dummy.
I'm about as athletic as a footballer...out for the season for a bruised shoulder.
I'm about as rich as Bill Gates...dogs' vets' neighbours' cousin' aka the bin man.

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Trade Link: https://steamproxy.net/tradeoffer/new/?partner=250443165&token=YOJy-6c-

Me Getting Rekt in a JHZER video: https://youtu.be/UmYgEpDs5NQ