Intel CPUs are not defective, they just act that way.
-- Henry Spencer
🤗
"Sheriff, we gotta catch Black Bart."
"Oh, yeah? What's he look like?"
"Well, he's wearin' a paper hat, a paper shirt, paper pants and
paper boots."
"What's he wanted for?"
"Rustling."
🙂
This fortune would be seven words long if it were six words shorter.
😚
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
-- Josh Billings
😗
There is an old time toast which is golden for its beauty.
"When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend."
-- Mark Twain
😍
Lots of girls can be had for a song. Unfortunately, it often turns out to
be the wedding march.
🤐
Once you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
🙄
You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.
😪
Buck-passing usually turns out to be a boomerang.
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