Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A tortoise goes to the police station to report being mugged by three snails. "What happened?" says the policeman.
"I don't know", says the tortoise. "It was all so quick."
ㅤ* I phoned up the builder's yard yesterday. I said, "Can I have a skip outside my house?". The builder said, "Sure. Do what you want. It's your house."
ㅤ* If everything seems to be coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!

not worth it for a call :p

+rep most funny guy i ever meet

+rep

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+rep !!!