Recent reviews by MaggotBrains

how do i save
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This game is one of my favorite games I have ever purchased. There's tons of hidden details in this game that you might just miss depending on how you play. No two wobs are the same (besides the first stage defaults, of course) they have tons of clashing personalities that give each wob uniqueness. Different things are constantly happening and there are tons of possibilities in wob generation. You could get a wob with wings and no legs or tail, or maybe a wob with all current obtainable traits. You might also get wobs that cant function at all and you have to take care of it throughout its entire life, who knows? Honestly, I've been feeling pretty down in the dumps as of lately, but this game has made me feel so much better, especially with the little physics glitches. I love seeing the little wobs randomly jump up from getting bitten by another wob. It's very funny and very cute. What isn't cute is the little antag wobs constantly biting the other wobblers. One time there were like 3 of them ganging up on one of my larger wobs and wouldn't let go.
This game is truly amazing and I recommend it to anyone who can afford it. Do keep in mind that the game is resource heavy and may not run well with lower end PCs.
I'm hoping that in the future, Tom adds more features such as fins or other horns and maybe more backgrounds. This game has plenty of potential and I hope Tom expands on that.
Don't forget to join the official Wobbledogs discord server, Tom mentions a lot of updates before they release and there's a channel where you can request features be added in future updates too.

Game is fantastic, not as horrifying as the sequel, thank god, but it still has a few unexpected jumpscares. It doesn't have much replayability though and is quite short. Runtime being around 10-15 minutes. You can get all achievements in about 3-5 minutes or less if you consider spam-clicking through dialogue.

Game is pretty bad. Def not my cup of tea. It's kinda boring with or/and without people. The bird spawners were cool tho, still refunding the game unfortunately. I'll agree with other reviews when they say that newer players wouldn't enjoy this as much as vets.
'Nother cool bit was when I attached thrusters to a chair and sent my friend flying into the skybox. that was kinda funny

This game is absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrifying. I would not recommend playing if you suffer from any mental illnesses.

It's alright. For a game that's about being an owner of a cat cafe, you barely spend any actual time in the cafe unless it's for quests. Essentially, it's a quest game. The only way to beat it is to do quests. Your character speed before you find a good mount is pretty slow. The game is kinda buggy with some of the quests, leading you to have to reload the game to fix it. The character editor is trashy, wish that was optimized more for PC controls. The animals are cute, but some of the "more hidden ones" weren't really a pleasure to find if I'm being honest. The cafe decoration bit is also really janky.
Honestly overall the game isn't too bad, but it wasn't enjoyable either.
Graphics were disappointing too, but I guess it goes along with the games aesthetic.
It's a good 7 out of 10 at best 4 out of 10 at worse.

I expected an actual playable game. This game is not playable. This is a 5 dollar slide show with music. The character moves excruciatingly slowly and you have to go into the files itself and edit the games code to change the speed. And more than that, you're put into the game with no knowledge of what to do. I seriously thought that the game was broken or something, but no, it has no start up menu or any controls and the character is extremely small, so you wouldnt even know its there. Theres no save function either, so you have to go through the entire game every time you open it. This game is not fun whatsoever and was a waste of money and time.

The rabbit was cute and the puzzles were difficult.

Murdered my laptop almost instantly.
I saw a lego dude, 10 outta 10 would set my laptop on fire again.