Oh mine GOD, 😳😳 I accidentally 🙈🙈 hath sent 😳 thou a picture of mine phallus 🍆🍆...prithee delete it! ❌❌!
'Lest. ..thou desire to look?😏😏
Haha I jest.., delete it! ..Should thee crave..? 😳🙈...
Haha nay, ❌ banish it.
...'Lest? 🙈 😳

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Ye hath been slapped on the cheek by the glove of a sophisticated 19th century King, you are now henceforth my female dog.

By the potatos law, ye must now slap others and earn thyn own slaves lest they all be taken by me. Thou shalt not slap me back, for if you do, ye shall be executed