+rep i stole their gifs

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Doin ya mom

- gf is prego

- we like to get kinky anyways

- one night things get particularly saucy

- i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

- wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

- i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

- ohshitohshitohshitohshit

- i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

- she's still bleeding everywhere

- by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

- oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

- storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

- he takes one look at ther and says

- "sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

- "WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

- "we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore

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