Останні рецензії користувача Kaernak

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Are your children playing this "game" that parents are calling a barbaric pedophile simulator? This game, released two years ago, has naked men as old as 60 chase down young boys, abuse them and then murder them in the name of fun.

Jason, 11 years old of Belmont told us of his haunting experience on this controversial game: "I bought the game because I had heard from friends it was fun. I turned it on and the first thing I see is three naked men running towards me! They starting yelling swear words and calling me a 'twelvie', shoved their penises in my face and then beat me to death with a rock." This experience has had a lasting impression on Jason, "I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night in a sweat having dreamt being beat to death by old naked men."

We interviewed an older player, who wanted to remain anonymous, about his techniques on luring young boys. "I build a house that is a trap and when a twelvie unknowingly comes across it he falls through the roof onto spikes. I then go inside, abuse him and shoot him if he isn't already dead from the spikes." Our repulsed interviewer then asked him "Don't you know those are children you are abusing?" He replied "Who gives a f**k?" and then laughed. Our interviewer was unable to continue the interview.

this must be what being trapped in purgatory feels like

The skins are a little lacking compared to the ones already in game (they are not upgradeable with experience and seem to be just red/gold reskins), but other than that, $100 worth of currency for $50 is a good deal, especially for future use. Can't wait to see the tower skins!

I don't usually play platformers, but my god is this game amazing. Everything about it is polished and simply perfect. It's packed to the brim with content and a great soundtrack. A must buy and I recommend it to anyone!

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Good game, but I think the balancing of certain weapons needs tweaked before I can recommend it.