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Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 8:17am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 8:08am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 2:32pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 8:05am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 2:24pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 2:58pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 3:11pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 11:05am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2017 @ 2:54pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 2:34pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 6:57am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2017 @ 2:50pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 2:54pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 1:57pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 3:04pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 10:00am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 8:14am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 8:06am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 8:52am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 6:35am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 2:07pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 11:58am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 6:29am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 9:34am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 4:01pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 2:21pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 4:32pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 3:23pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 3:07pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 3:05pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 2:44pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 10:14am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 3:47am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 4:34pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 9:52am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 3:07pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 6:10am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 3:24am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 7:33am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 1:41pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 4:26pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 2:47am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 2:42pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 3:35pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 8:33am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 10:25am

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 4:59pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 9:46am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 7:19am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 9:44am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 10:50am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 6:01am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 7:08am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 3:45am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 3:54pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 8:32am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 1:53pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 1:49pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 8:45am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 1:58pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 3:51pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 4:51pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 11:54am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 8:30am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 4:44pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 5:02pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 8:08am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 2:25am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 2:03pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2017 @ 12:50pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 2:21pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 11:12am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 2:21pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 2:08pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2017 @ 12:57pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2017 @ 12:40pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2017 @ 11:27am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2017 @ 12:37pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2017 @ 12:37pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 1:24pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2017 @ 12:51pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2017 @ 1:07pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 2:04pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 3:26pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 3:09pm

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 2:58pm

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2017 @ 11:22am

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2017 @ 12:27pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 10:15am

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 1:25pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 8:06am

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2017 @ 11:11am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 9:36am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 3:27pm

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 3:37pm

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 3:25pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 2:52am

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 1:15pm



Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.