7 SIGNS YOU’RE GETTING BETTER AT GAMING:

You wake up in the morning with Eminem music in your head

You cover yourself in the blood of minorities

Friends introduce you as “a hazard to everyone’s safety”

Friends ask you to please obey the constraints of the restraining order

You find famous rappers you think you can gun down in the streets

You start cancelling things to go commit hate crimes

People start asking if you have confederate flags for sale

You listen to Eminem

no very poggers -rep

pretty poggers ngl

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

Nice tits 😎
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Review from 55 gallon lube barrel sold on eBay:

I pumped this stuff into my husbands ass till his colon ruptured he later died at the hospital but it's fine I'll get over it