Recent reviews by Zach Attach

I cannot recommend this game enough!

I bought this for a friend when he was feeling down, by 15 minutes in we were both laughing so hard we were crying. This game is fantastic, its very fun. Starts off very easy but slowly gets more and more difficult. The end stages extremely hard!

I bought this thinking it would be a silly joke, I had no idea I was in for a real challenge!

Just buy it, its totally worth it!

A terrifying, fantastic, well done survival horror game ruined by one major flaw:
Death has no meaning, no drawback, you can just re-spawn forever with out any loss or consequence. Once you learn that, you have no reason to fear, no reason to survive, no reason to play.

I stopped eating, I stopped drinking, I stopped crafting medicine, I stopped crafting armor, I stopped searching for supplies. It made no difference.

You can just ignore the low health and stamina bars. Yes I die more often, but who cares, I just come right back, maybe lose 30 seconds of time at most.

What a waste of potential, very sad, so close to being a great game.

8 / 10 Beautiful game with wonderful world and character design. Gameplay is very simple, more advanced gamers might be left feeling unsatisfied at the lack of complexity.

If you want something with that old school Ninja Gaiden / Shinobi NES feel, look no further.

Pros:
+ Good sprite art
+ Cool time-travel mechanic
+ Tight controls

Cons:
- A bit too easy, especially for the "Ninja Gaiden" genre
- Overstays its welcome, its a bit too long for what it is.

This game is about as close to perfect as one can get. Great music, graphics, tight controls, great story, doesn't overstay its welcome. It's difficult to point at anything that needs changing or improvement. 10 out of 10, the only thing I'm left wanting is some sort of multiplayer.

Was probably good in 2016 when VR was new and expectations were low, but by today's standards it's not worth getting. Everything is just subpar. The story is lackluster, the graphics are bland, the audio is dull, the game-play is monotonous and gets boring quick.

Minecraft except horrifying.

Guitar hero for Jedi Masters.

“Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.”
― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Pros: Graphics are incredible. World looks amazing, rich, and full of personality. Dialogue trees are very well done. RPG elements are excellent. Combat (on hard) is challenging and interesting.
Cons: Street NPCs are soulless hollow shells of people and absolutely destroy the immersion. Open world exploration becomes boring very quickly.
Summary: The work needed to fix the open world is too large, CD Projekt Red will never be able to do it with patches. Enjoy the main storyline, maybe do a few side missions, then uninstall and move on. Worth $30 but nothing more.