Have you ever felt the grasp from the long talons of an eagle. coupling you in warmth as they squeeze agaist you bare chest. You feel such emphoria that you can't contain yourself and let out a hearty moan. A moan that sounds like you just had the best orgasm of your life, where angels sing out and the clouds part.

No? Well then do I ha-

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