Sugma

An extremely rare antibiotic-resistant strain of Ligma virus. Although non-lethal, Sugma is highly contagious due to its obscurity; the most successful defense against the virus to date is simply an awareness of its existence. Like all viruses in the Bofa family, Sugma is transmissible through both verbal and virtual communication.

Sugma carrier: I have Sugma.
Healthy individual aware of Sugma: I'm sorry for your loss.
Healthy individual, unaware of Sugma: What's Sugma?
Sugma carrier: Sugma balls ♥♥♥♥♥

So I had some errands to run today but I didn’t have any clean underwear. Instead of being gross I decided it would be better if I wore a pair of my sisters panties than to not wear any or wear dirty boxers. When I was at the store I saw some guys I know from school and I started talking to them. I bent down to pick up some bread and they saw my sisters thong that I was wearing. They started laughing and asking what the ♥♥♥♥ I was doing. They tried to take a picture but I pushed them away and tried explaining that I didn’t have any clean underwear. They didn’t believe me at all and I know they are going to tell people. How can I explain this so people don’t think that I actually like doing that?