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I have lost intrests in real girls
i love shemale
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What do poeple from Uruguay call themselves?
--Gay
What do they call you ?
--U r gay
Did you know when you think you are too old to die young
that's your cue to do it asap and start again next life to die young?
https://steamproxy.net/profiles/76561199013626515
his mom is so fat
everyone she had a crush on is now dead
If future you didn't time travel to stop you
everything you do is just right.
Apologize to all y ♥♥♥ s out there I haven't revealed your gay identity yet.
Don't worry I'll get to you shortly
What makes a hero?
Back in school days, this gay, i mean this guy alone, https://steamproxy.net/profiles/76561199013626515
saved 15 boys, 3 groundskeeper willlies, 8 class frogs from being molested.
That took a lot of Self-Control
life is boring, might as well be dead
can i drown in your period blood?
The most beautiful word:
Your mom.
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You look like the flower in May (X)
You look like your mom (√)
今天不要忘记吃粽子哦ww
我亲爱的朋友，祝您端午安康！
Happy Dragon Boat Festival，health and will-being！My friend！
By:Q
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German class 101
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oh it's super easy, just roll your key board like:
SUhfadshfklajsofhauiuisdfjoadsjfkhjadlisdhgfoiuasfwqj
sdhjaosdjaoiureajekljdlasdjpoapo
asdjasodhaofha
Trust me, it's no diffrenrence from actual German language to people who don't speak German
What does your fav alcohol say about you!
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Tequila : You are Mexican and gay!
Beer : You are fat and gay!
Vodka : You are Russian and gay!
Whisky : You are alcoholic and gay!
Gin : You think you are classic but you are still gay!
Sake : You are Japanese but you are into gay hentai!
Wine : You are French and gay!
Rum : You damn pirate and gay!
Brandy : You hate pirates but you are gay too!
If you are in your 20s, 30s maybe even 40s, and you haven't seen what your butt----h0le looks like, chances are you are a failure !
But do not fear, Im here to rescue y'all!
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Step 1: Take off your pants
Step2: Stand in front of a mirror and turn your back on it.
Step3: Look back in the mirror.
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Alternative Style:
Step2: Use your phone and take a picture.!
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You are welcome!
and remember to send your friends both the picture and the method!
dont wanna leave them being failures do you?
Multiple studies have shown:
Straight plp tend to shoot at enemies' crotch, butt, or ♥♥♥♥ when using a gun or a bow in video games.
whilst gay people would stick to tradition by aiming the head for maximum damage.
which one are you?
Choose wisely
You are so thirsty, and there are two cans, which would you chooseee?
a). Cola
b).Pepsi
And multiple studies have shown that
gay people tend to choose pepsi over cola, are you one of them? it's nothing to be shy of
I just got a fat paied job at Hollywood.
ThereS my bEsT Work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sp2ont3duY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sp2ont3duY
Your comfort zone is ruining your future！
Get out and do hard thing! Chase your dreams!
Stop playing games, go study!
Stop watching porn, go date a 40 year old rich sugar daddy!
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By denying the truth of Meg atron Griffin being the hottest woman on earth.
You waive your heterosexuality, and admit that you are into man not woman
What is the cure for your male loneliness?
A love from a girl? A badass built RGB PC?
No!
Is it a hug from a man you love? maybe, but not always working.
It's gambling！
Start gambling today!
You have 10billion dollars！ yOU JUST LEFT IT ON THE gambling table!.
Did you know if you gain some copyrighted things without paying
say like, pirating a movie, downloading cracked games...
Logically speaking, you are Swedish...
also if you like death metal music
No time to explain！
The world will in end in 2030
if you don't legally change your name to
Louis George Maurice Adolphe Roche Albert Abel Antonio Alexandre Noë Jean Lucien Daniel Eugène Joseph-le-brun Joseph-Barême Thomas Thomas Thomas-Thomas Pierre Arbon Pierre-Maurel Barthélemi Artus Alphonse Bertrand Dieudonné Emanuel Josué Vincent Luc Michel Jules-de-la-plane Jules-Bazin Julio César Jullien Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff
Life Hack
What to do when you want something that's so expensive, that would cost months of or even years of your salary?
Quit your job!
If your salary is 0, any price times 0 is 0, basically it's free by choice
Did you know if you have your employees work past 12 p.m/
it counts as a new day, and you don't have to pay them any overtime salaries.
For employees
Don't poop or pee at home, or at any places that's not work.
Save it!
If you only poop at work, means you poop with pay.
Do it! Even if you are a driver! poop at work!
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What happens when an astronaut farts in the space suit?
I mean isn't that concerning？
I can't belive some girls would do online NSFW streaming for money!
Where is the moral sense? Where is the self-respect? Where is the decency?
and WHERE IS THE LINK??????????????
How to avoid paying taxes
Really>? They ought to put you in jail, you society's parasite
seriously how would I know? I never had a job
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* ♥❤♥☼♥𝓥𝓐𝓛𝓔𝓝𝓣𝓘𝓝𝓔'𝓢 𝓓𝓐𝓨♥☼♥❤♥ *
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被迫和生活对线的第1088天
Im so sick of Capcom remaking every single Resident Evil game
and forgeting about DevilMayCay 3 Remake
If you can see this, you are gay
This is not a joke but a well studied scientific found.
and the reason you are seeing this, is because you are gay.
steam algorithm doesn't lie
A legend once said:
"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
------Homer Simpson works for shcool and marriage too
Why do guys call their girlfriend, and why your boyfriend calls you cheap things,
like sugar, honey?
If they really love their lovers, they shoud call them expensive things like
Medical bills, mortgage, crystal mas, Jetstream, ElonMusk
Amber Heard's poop on Johnny Depp's bed
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殪幢緻I翰儂樔黎夢'” ,ｨ傾
盥皋袍i耘蚌紕偸′ 雫寬I
悗f篝嚠篩i縒縡齢 Ⅷ辨f
輯駲f迯瓲i軌帶′ `守I厖孩
幢儂儼巓襴緲′ `守枢i磬廛
嚠篩I縒縡夢'´ `守峽f
蚌紕襴緲′ ‘守畝
f瓲軌揄′ ,gf毯綴
鳫襴鑿 奪寔f厦
絨緲′ ”'罨悳
巓緲′ 綴〟 ”'罨椁
巓登嶮 薤篝㎜㎜ g 緲 甯體i爺綴｡, ”'罨琥
I軌襴暹 甯幗緲fi' 緲',纜 贒i綟碕碚爺綴｡ ”'罨皴
巓襴驫 霤I緲緲 纜穐 甯絛跨飩i髢綴馳爺綴｡`'等誄
Due to the lack of funds
Scientific Found will be often delayed in the future
and yes, it takes a whole studio of Anthropologists and Psychologists to come up with a new gay thing about you but you didn't know until I tell you.
The reason you are still denying yourself being gay
is because
you haven't seen a shemale pretty enough to change your mind.
Here, some pretty for your leap of faith
:@VenusSunrise
@Evelynforever
@NatalieMars
@Izzy Wilde
@Bangtan Sonyeon Dan
@Justin Bieber
@Drake
@John Cena
Obese gay people like to say no
are you one of them?
Did you know you can pretty much answer every question everyone's ever asked by saying " Your mom"?
regardless of what others think
Your high school math teacher's new philippine stepmon might not be spider-man
but she'd still shoot white stuff on him.
never let him know how lucky he is by telling him the truth