L + maidenless + no runes + touch grace + Ungrafted + Invaded + parried + Scarlet rot + One-shot + you leveled dex + Melina didn’t choose you + you died to the tutorial boss + still can’t beat Margit + underleveled + try fingers but hole + new to souls games + no maidens + no summons + no great runes + you fell for a “hidden path ahead” message + get teleported by a trapped chest + you can’t parry + can’t survive caelid + get debuffed from hugging the girl at the roundtable + you thought double jumping on Torrent would prevent fall damage + it’s your 96th attempt try changing your tactics + Unable to summon cooperator + oh that’s not accurate? Don’t care + didn’t ask + you’re tarnished