Philip monkey lmao

confirmed cheater wont 1v1 me to confirm no cheating is involve

Ok, so allow me to explain a little about apex. So apex is a serotonin as stimulus a pleasure of joy and magical keeper of continent. So, it's always has a mysterious powers that keeps adrenaline rush that we all need in our lives. It's a sanctuary for everyone to recollect and enjoy the bliss of gun chests and armor cracks. It's also what unites us into one and breaks loneliness with teamwork. It's the most reassuring thing in the world ever and just having a gallon in a dress cup without playing it, give streams and comfort. If you don't have any friends, it will give you two. If you want some alone time you can go to the firing range. There is nothing more enjoyable than a game of apex. So if anything, please download Apex and come to the platinum WITH ME RIGHT NOW LET'S GO PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW!!!

palimos stempoynts

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

幹剛發生一件事，我現在腦袋很亂
就是我跟幾個好友約在朋友家聚會
我就把鞋子脫掉放外面
本來要去吃宵夜
出來要穿鞋子時，一踩上去覺得怎麼濕濕黏黏的
拿起來看是白白稠稠的精液，聞了一下還有腥臭味
當下覺得真的超噁心又很生氣
洗了腳去調了監視器發現是朋友幹的
進門前拿我鞋子起來聞了好幾口還舔了幾下
最後尻槍射在上面，當初問他還不承認
難怪他那時一直說：「算了啦，換鞋墊就好了吧，我肚子很餓，我們先去吃飯啦」
媽的，當初就一直懷疑他性向
沒想到連性闢都這麼噁心
之前約我好幾次去他家喝酒
不就還好我沒去，不然可能要被他迷姦= =
現在他一直跟我道歉，說不會有下次了
要我不要報警，我也不想毀了我跟這群好友的友誼
如果鬧大以後見到面也尷尬
現在很掙扎，怎麼辦