You play like a god add me

-rep jit

-rep unskilled + slug 4 PEOPLE LMAO and thinks hes good at the game

+rep, very good Vecna, extremely nice letting us go <3

+rep very fair and good vecna. thank you for letting us go <3

This pizza in the oven eventually set fire to my entire kitchen, where my daughter had recently knocked my can of kerosene across the outside carpet without telling me. This meant that an entire swath of flame swept through my bungalow in Dublin and burned everything to a crisp. Over time, this fire spread across the whole neighbourhood and left many families homeless.

I am currently typing this from the hospital, suffering third-degree burns as a result of this childish fool, next to my poor wife and daughter, now homeless, who must find some way to pay for my immense hospital bills.

So, Am I The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for causing a neighbourhood-wide fire? The police say I could face 20 years in prison for general negligence and arson. However, I don't believe this to be the case and think this "Joltyy" child should be held responsible. What say you, Steam?