Launch the game.
Teammate buys auto-sniper round two and tells me "eco noob."
Spend 40 minutes perfecting a smoke lineup, only to blind my whole team.
200 ping because someone’s downloading a movie, but "it’s just one file."
Enemy spins faster than my PC fans in summer—report and pray.
Damage Given: 1 in 27 hits. Damage Received: 400 in 0.5 seconds.
End game. "GG EZ" from a kid born after the game was released.

Launch the game. Teammate buys auto-sniper round two and tells me "eco noob." Spend 40 minutes perfecting a smoke lineup, only to blind my whole team. 200 ping because someone’s downloading a movie, but "it’s just one file." Enemy spins faster than my PC fans in summer—report and pray. Damage Given: 1 in 27 hits. Damage Received: 400 in 0.5 seconds. End game. "GG EZ" from a kid born after the game was released.