Recent reviews by Juicy

You just had to end It like that, why DFG WHY??-

(on another note, great story and writing, shorter than MFP but still enjoyable, Xena is a good girl and deserve the universe to her, maybe not. She enjoys her planet more-)

Congratulations! I don’t know how they pulled it off, but the sniping in this game is by far the worst of all the tacticool shooters this year. Enemies are complete bullet sponges. Bullet mechanics? Zero sense, drop and travel time feel like they were designed by someone who’s never heard of physics. Game actively punishes you playing snipers properly and not some parkour sniping twitch edgelord. You’re just as a recon class with what might as well be a glorified BB gun. Well done. Truly groundbreaking.

Dead Wife Simulator in Space 2: Electric Boogaloo

Goat mommy Rokzhi' makes my world go round and round.

Who would've thought this game would hit so hard, right? At first, I thought it was gonna be your typical enemies-to-lovers storyline, judging from the trailer and all. But man, was I pleasantly surprised. It's way more than that. The whole high school drama thing kicks off like you'd expect, but then it just ramps up the feels department ,especially halfway through.

Not to mention, Liz's character is so well-written. I found myself legit depressed for her, especially during that middle chunk of the game. I got ending 2 on my first playthrough, and it hit me like a crap ton of bricks, trucks even. My sorry ass had to replay it back for the other endings.

And god how much I wanted to cuddle Liz every time she did something cute in the game. Which is pretty much all the time. Her nuzzle, her face, her chest, her belly—heck, even her legs—I just wanted to hug 'em all. I Truly Wani Hug that Gator. Legit 10/10.

-UPDATE-
finally got myself all the endings and I got the prelude. I can only say one thing about it
OH MY GOD I LOVE LIV AND INCO AND I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH

Good art, stories felt a little eh (just your typical MnF style plots), but there's a lot of them, the animations are nice though the feel underwhelming at times.
I would give this a 7/10, only recommended if on sale or you're really, *i mean really horny*. If not there's still better alternatives out there around the same price

I genuinely love Juno, I want to embrace her, I want to give her all my possessions, I would sacrifice my life for her to be true, I want her to be real, I want to feel her fur upon my face, I wanna hug her like a teddy bear while I sleep, I want to cook meals for her everyday, I want to feed her, I want to bathe together with her, I want her smile to be the first thing I see everyday, I want to sacrifice my life protecting her, I grasp upon her soft bosom, I want to run my fingers on her body, I want to pleasure her every time she wants,
I want our connection to transcend the ordinary, becoming a source of joy and fulfillment for both Juno and myself. I want to cherish the small moments, like the warmth of her presence and the subtle sounds of contentment she makes. I want to build a repertoire of shared memories, whether it's the playful antics during our daily walks or the quiet moments of companionship as we unwind together. I want Juno to treat me like a pet, I want to be the person she can rely on, I want to reciprocate the loyalty and unconditional love she gives with my unwavering commitment, and I want the threads of love, trust, and joy to intertwine seamlessly, I want Juno, I NEED JUNO, please..

Gf brought me this as a valentine gift and all i can say is,
Damn Juno's really horny horny huh

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Please add jiggle physics :)