NO MONEY MATE, NO COIN:(

Haha the whole gang pulled up I ought to respect that one. Rep

this guy got counter struck!

bummmmm

Guys, I'm freaking out here. I forgot to put on a condom and came inside of my Boiwife and now I think she may be fagpregnant. Wtf do I do? Should I ask her to get a boibortion?

hes just a lil guy

I think you could say that his dead dog doesn't run better than cyberpunk 2077 anymore

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I wanna get him pregnant. I wanna see that cute little femboy belly swell, all round and full, knowing it's because of me. I want him walking around, feeling that weight, the weight of what we made together. Oh, imagine those slim hips struggling with that soft, growing bump, knowing he's carrying my baby. Every time he rubs that belly, he’ll be thinking of me.

I need him craving more, needing to be filled over and over, until he's just glowing, looking like the perfect little boymom. And when he waddles around in those tight little outfits, trying to hide the roundness but can't? Oof, that’s when I know I've done it right. I’ll keep him close, hand on that belly, whispering, "You’re gonna make such a pretty boymom, aren’t you?" 😩

My Brother beats me - My Mother beats me - My Dad beats me - But I feel safe with you - You never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beat anyone

i luv this guy, he married my sister. FUKT her so good, gr8 orgasm man i hear! thank you for making her ♥♥♥ so much!

+Rep,add me please^^

I m interested in your ak redline

+Rep, Thanks for the trade

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Use it well

trade, message me

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would you be interested in trading my m9 for yours?

lemme cop ur sexy butterfly

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

прими го трейд

why you did say that dead dog runs better than game ? why ? !

Guys, I'm freaking out here. I forgot to put on a condom and came inside of my Boiwife and now I think she may be fagpregnant. Wtf do I do? Should I ask her to get a boibortion?

GAY

-rep cheater

sorry for my bad english
No joke, Crazy Frog made me realize i was gay. rewatched all of the crazy frog videos again and again, pausing whenever there was a good shot of his floppy donger. I noticed was getting hard during one viewing, so started jerking off to the frog monster's little weeny. Probably the best Nut of my life, and I've been chasing that feeling ever since. have always wanted to have sex with Crazy Frog. have fantasized about this for many years, and I have always masturbated to this though and only this thought. want him to hover and fly towards me until his d1ck makes contact with my male genitalia and I scream in pleasure and he uses his frog hawg to penetrate my human hole.

WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 ♥♥♥♥♥! I don’t even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to ♥♥♥ IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that ♥♥♥♥ is to get out? ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what porn told me, ♥♥♥ TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY.

Yet again, NEVER jerk off to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, or you may end up like me.

still closet hacks

To a certain level you gotta realize the hottest thing a woman can do is fart, the thought of a woman’s ♥♥♥♥ air leaving her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and entering through my nostrils and entering my immune system makes me so hot, so that brings us back to queen poki, anyone got a clip of gassy leaving her?

You just know he refers to himself as a sigma male lol

Against my better judgement, what in the actual ♥♥♥♥ is a “sigma male”

Sigma nuts lmao gotten

grow up you man child

this bloke enjoys some hard ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ after a righteous ♥♥♥♥♥

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

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Did you 👉 just call 📞 me a virgin 🔐? I 👁 practice ❤ my sex 🍑🍆💦 knowledge 🎓 on 🔛 a 3D 👓 silk 🥛🍼🐄 touch 👈 big 😱💦👳🏿 booty 🍑 thick 😫👌 thighed that has integrated 🕐 AI 🅱 and uses 😏 Machine 🤖 Learning 💭🎓📗 to adopt 👶 to different 😡 situations 🎮. You 👈 on 🔛 the other hand 😤✋🏻🤚🏿 use 🏻 a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕👦👌 papaya to test 💯 your 👉 sexual 👉👌 knowledge 📚💹. We aren't the same

This dude is definitely a virgin 😎

mom, 👱‍♀️ dad, 👨 let's 👀💂 get 😷 one 1️⃣ thing 🕑 straight. 📏👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 I'm 😎 not. 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🥴 And I 😣 think 🤔 I'm 👀💁 being 😑😑 pretty 👸👬 crystal 💎💍 queer. 👨‍👨‍👧‍👦👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

10/10 would bang

you're too kind xo

biggest closet hacker

Great review, sorry about your dog

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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