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Recent reviews by ark

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18.9 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
Don't believe the hype, it's not that cringe.
Posted 14 May, 2023.
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18.5 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
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When has the krebs cycle ever helped you in real life?
Posted 25 April, 2023.
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52.8 hrs on record (33.7 hrs at review time)
At the time of writing, all of my game time has been on the Steam Deck and it runs incredibly well.

Yoko Taro creates Stockholm Syndrome: The Game.

Objectively negative gameplay loop and I'm pretty sure it's on purpose. So either I'm brainwashed into the cult now or he's actually a genius.

I guess now you'll have to play it to decide. 😢
Posted 30 March, 2023.
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239.8 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
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My wife won't let me use my SteamDeck anymore because she's too busy playing Peglin.
Posted 3 March, 2023.
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7.4 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
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All I hear is heavy metal (All I hear is heavy metal)
Drippin' tears on my shirt (Drippin' tears on my shirt, drippin' tears on my shirt)
Seven, seven, seven (Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven), oh
It's a little piece of Heaven (It's a little piece of Heaven), ayy

Joji must be a fan of RD, too....
Posted 5 October, 2021. Last edited 5 October, 2021.
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5.3 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
SDV but weirder and also a roguelike and also also THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM THE SHACKLES OF CAPITALISM.
Posted 13 September, 2021.
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3.6 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
nazi punks ♥♥♥♥ off
Posted 24 August, 2021.
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17.2 hrs on record (17.1 hrs at review time)
R A T S S S S S S S S
Posted 24 August, 2021.
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16.7 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
grunts in grunt
Posted 21 August, 2021.
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3.8 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
A lot of the negative reviews are disagreements with the design philosophy or the fact that newer players don't get treated well online.

The first isn't a reason to downvote a game IMO and the second is an issue with any online fighting game with a small playerbase. I'd recommend you try this game out for yourself before you pass on this free to play game.
Posted 16 August, 2021.
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