Hey bud, it's been a while. How are things?
I'm sure you already know, but I ran into your wife on a business trip to Austin a few weeks ago; I believe she said she was going to some healthcare convention. Anyways, she told me all about the family, and how Jacob's getting married soon, that's crazy! It seems like just yesterday he was running around with Steven in the back yard. Speaking of Steven, he joined the military and is going overseas in a couple months.
We should visit soon, it'd be nice to get the families together again, especialy before Steven gets shipped out.
I hope you're doing well, and I know it's your birthday, so I just wanted to wish you a good one! We sure are getting old, aren't we! Haha!

Take care, and tell the family I said hello!

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looking small today

I consider sucking ♥♥♥♥ an art form. When someone tells me to suck his ♥♥♥♥ I view it as an honor and a privilege. Not to mention an opportunity to show off my unparalleled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skills. Most of the time, the man puts up quite the struggle and yells at me that he didn't mean it literally. But I see straight through that ruse.

When I finally free that ♥♥♥♥ from his pants and place it inside my mouth everything changes. The look of blissful ecstasy on his face reaffirms what I already hold true in my heart.

This is what I was born to do. ♥♥♥♥ is my medium and l am its master. No ♥♥♥♥.

He's not the Guy! I am. I'm the Guy, the REAL Guy, and I say we go in, we beat this unwinnable level and we get to the other side, where untold riches and bounty fit for ten kings awaits us! Nothing is unwinnable, if we join together and battle as one. We play at each others strengths, help cover each others weaknesses. We can accomplish anything, and we WILL accomplish everything! But first, let's go win this unwinnable level and show it who's boss. Are you with me? Step aside. Cake. Oops.

Haha did ya hear dry July is coming up boys 🍻 haha no way I’m getting through that one haha 😂 did I mention to you that I drink beer quite a bit 😎 quite a bit is “a bit” of an understatement actually 😬 dry July would be so hard on me cause I drink so much beer haha 🍺 I just love a bevvie with the boys 🤙 bevvie means beer if you didn’t know aye 👈 I drink lots of that stuff 🙌 haha please come back Jessica I miss us 😳