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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 8:58am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 12:27pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 11:41am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 1:16pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 10:02am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 10:04am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 1:43pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 12:16pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 9:56am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 11:54am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 10:24am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 1:04pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 12:56pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 1:11pm

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 1:01pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 5:52am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 12:16pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 11:54am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 11:23am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 12:37pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 12:22pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 1:26pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 8:51am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 9:08am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 12:16pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 12:30pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 8:36am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 1:05pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 12:46pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 6:11am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2014 @ 5:53pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 12:37pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 1:28pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 1:31pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2014 @ 5:46pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 7:02am

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 7:05am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 7:09am

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 11:48am

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 12:22pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 1:36pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 1:57pm

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 10:42am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 2:08pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 2:20pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 2:26pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 2:36pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 2:42pm

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 2:42pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 3:09pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 3:20pm

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 5:31am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 3:39pm

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 3:46pm

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 6:02am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 2:50pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 1:26pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 1:23pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 1:36pm

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 6:19am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 6:12am

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 11:56am

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 11:56am

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 11:25am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 4:32am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 4:38am

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 4:52am



Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
31,742 / 50,000

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.