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Who's there?
Marcus.
Marcus who?
Marcus proceeds to break into tears as his best friend James’ Alzheimers has progressed to the point where he can no longer remember him
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/フフ ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔ム`ヽ
/ ノ) )ヽ
/ | ( )ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /
丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
丶  ̄ _人'彡ノ
Business Sloth: then your bones
Business Sloth: then your soul
Business Sloth: you are helpless
Business Sloth: you are a sack of flesh
Business Sloth: with no bones
Business Sloth: did you thinll
Business Sloth: bones
Business Sloth: grew on trees?
Business Sloth: We get the fish
Business Sloth: we take the bones
Business Sloth: it's simple
Business Sloth: think before you insult the Fish nextime
Business Sloth: because now you're the bone
Business Sloth: I haven't been to bonefish in a few weeks
Business Sloth: And they won't stop emailing me
Business Sloth: They keep saying they miss me
Business Sloth: H E L P
jserv: THEY MISS YOU
jserv: YOU MUST GO
jserv: Hello Alex! It's been a while! We havn't seen you at Bonefish latley, is it because you don't love us anymore? We will do anything to get you back, Alex. We are a dying business. We are serving your favorite steak for half off, just for you Alex. We miss you Alex. Please Alex. Come back to us Alex. Do you miss us, Alex? Do you miss that "Melt In Your Mouth" steak? Remember a few years back when we bugged your table and you said to your family "Wow! This steak is great! I want to come back here on my seventheeth birthday. Well, we remembered your birthday Alex. We want you back. -James, Sales Rep
Hijynks: sorry, I mispelt his money
THEY ARE CALLING
WE CANNOT RESIST
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
FROM THE BONEFISH
G R I L L
jserv23: had
jserv23: a case
jserv23: in
jserv23: ages
Doug Himself: not
Doug Himself: since
Doug Himself: the
Doug Himself: recessioooooooooooooooooooooon
jserv23: spend my work days playing freecell
Doug Himself: kind of an obsessioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonn
I like good ass and I like good ass
Smoke so much ass you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet ass
Ass to the ass from the ass to the ass
I met a bad ass last ass in the ass
Let me tell you how I made ass leave with ass
Ass and Ass
I've been to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass top
Heard ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass, seen 'em ass
If I ain't got an ass I'ma pick up as ass
And when I ass yo ass I'm gonna continue to ass
Get your ass off the ass with your two left ass
It's real easy just ass the ass
Don't let that fine ass ass you by
Look real close cause ass lie
We 'bout to have an ass (turn the ass up)
Let's get ass (Go 'ss shake your ass)
I'm looking for an ass with an ass and an ass
Wanna get it assing ass ass right up
Some ass they act ass
Some ass are 'bout ass 'bout ass
I'm looking for an ass that will do whatever the ass
I say every ass she be assing it up
Visit our Website https://stntrading.eu !
6:32 PM - jserv23: hello
6:32 PM - Mistail: Hello I want to buy your unusual hat but I want to make sure it's clean first, do you happen to have a trusted friend?
6:32 PM - jserv23: No
6:32 PM - jserv23: I have no friends
6:33 PM - Mistail: why not
6:33 PM - jserv23: cuz im lonely
6:33 PM - jserv23: will you be my best friend?
6:33 PM - Mistail is now Offline.
10:32 AM - triserv: are they adding
10:32 AM - triserv: new items?
10:31 AM - SatanicMammoth: yep
10:32 AM - triserv: wait
10:32 AM - triserv: can the community suggest items
10:32 AM - triserv: cuz i got a really good idea
10:32 AM - triserv: it will be called
10:32 AM - triserv: "Spirit of the Day"
10:32 AM - triserv: and the message will be "Mildy scary"
10:33 AM - triserv: it will permiantly ground any flying character or item that grants flying
10:33 AM - triserv: reduce speed by .75
10:33 AM - triserv: and half damage
10:33 AM - triserv: costs 2 hearts/3 spirit hearts
10:33 AM - triserv: and the item will look like a sideways cross
10:35 AM - triserv: gud isea?
10:36 AM - SatanicMammoth is now Away.
quite a spicy tree he be
Scooby's ♥♥♥♥ begins to rise with glee as velma sedates shaggy further. Down come the weed pants. Shaggy is none the wiser.
Scooby is about to receive the best kind of scooby snack. Not 1, not 2, but 3 mutant scooby c0cks enter the "receptical". Shaggy awakens. "ZoIiIIInNNNNKKS!" "Like gosh, scoob, we had this planned for tommorow!" Scooby dashes away. Shaggy shakes his head. "Like, that was the best dog c0ck ive taken in the past week, and scrappy is one hell of a stud!"
small loan of a million dollars
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Becuase 7 was a registered six offender