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You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique console players ability... was it worth it?
Not even your mummy can help you now ♥♥♥♥ boy
Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Think about how quickly the entire Wizarding-World War III would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol’ American hot lead. Basilisk? Let’s see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about Medusa-gaze? Wear nightvision goggles. Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. Now I know what you’re going to say: “But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!” Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand. But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?
Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
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Vituttaa hinata kämpille akka joka mainostaa pervoa puoltaan ja lähtee itkua vääntäen karkuun heti kun makkarissa rupeaa vähän kusi ja paska lentämään.
GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP
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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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>,︻╦╤─ ҉ – - - – - – Allahu Akbar الله اكبر
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U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO DISPOSE INFIDELS, REPOST THIS……………… OR YOU'RE HOUSE WILL BE BOMBED AT MIDNIGHT…………………