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27 of 27 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

What You Always Wanted

Reached the bottom of The Cave.
Unlocked 24 May, 2013 @ 4:31pm

Who Wants to Live Forever

Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2013 @ 3:21pm

Shoplifting

Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
Unlocked 4 May, 2013 @ 4:29pm

Remorse

Remembered it's wrong to steal.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2013 @ 2:38pm

Win-win-win-win-win-win-win

Everyone reached the bottom.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2013 @ 4:44pm

Redemption

Saw the good in everyone.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2013 @ 1:40pm

Corruption

Saw the darkness in all our hearts.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2013 @ 4:44pm

The Whole Story

Collector of forgotten dreams.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2013 @ 1:40pm

Well Done

Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2013 @ 4:43pm

Royal Buffet

Where did the King go anyway?
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2013 @ 3:54pm

Weight of the Beast

The scale reveals a baleful figure.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2013 @ 9:26pm

Fire In The Hole

3 die by the Miner's hand.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2013 @ 3:57pm

Walk Like An Adventurer

Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2013 @ 10:53am

Such Bad Children

Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
Unlocked 24 May, 2013 @ 2:50pm

Smells Like Team Spirit

Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2013 @ 4:29pm

To Soothe A Savage Beast

Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2013 @ 4:01pm

Hazardous Work Environment

Slipped, where wet.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2013 @ 4:12pm

Embrace Impermanence

Broke bridges.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2013 @ 2:04pm

Creamed Corn

Food-based destruction.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2013 @ 4:30pm

Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies

Peered into everyone's fate.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2013 @ 12:32pm

A Midsummer Knight's Thieve

Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2013 @ 3:26pm

Funnier Than a Burning Carnival

Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2013 @ 12:50pm

It Belongs In a Museum

Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
Unlocked 23 May, 2013 @ 10:20pm

God Bless Us, Every One

Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
Unlocked 24 May, 2013 @ 2:57pm

Prevenge

Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
Unlocked 24 May, 2013 @ 3:41pm

Learn to Stop Worrying

Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2013 @ 1:42pm

Grand Theft Karma

Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2013 @ 2:17pm