I'm just here to become a better person. Most people see these programs as just silly games. But I'm not so naive. Each of these bundles of software is a gift from above to help us understand our place in this ever-xpanding universe. Should we lose sight of our place amongst the stars and assorted space debris, we shall all crumble like stale breadcrumbs unto the floor of the cosmos. I, for one, do not condone the use of these 1s and 0s for recreation. Their purpose is divine and just. Their jaws held high, their tummies sucked in and their fists clenched tight, they shall show us all the way to the great beyond where our souls will live free of these hairy flesh prisons.