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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2020 @ 3:34pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 8:17am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 1:06pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 12:40pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 6:04pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 9:06am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 9:16am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 9:13am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 6:08pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 10:20am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2020 @ 3:22pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 9:11am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 10:36am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2020 @ 3:17pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 10:20am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2020 @ 7:23am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 2:29pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 10:20am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 2:27pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 12:41pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 9:58am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 11:42am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2020 @ 3:17pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 8:09am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 2:35pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2020 @ 11:36am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 9:20am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 10:21am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2020 @ 1:11pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2020 @ 10:18am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 2:39pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2020 @ 4:38pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 9:08am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 9:17am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2020 @ 11:33am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2020 @ 10:45am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 9:14am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2020 @ 4:34pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 8:19am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2020 @ 2:59pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.