*cat

Suddenly, cat lunged forward and tried to punch salga in the face. Quickly, salga rolled out of the way letting the cat smash into the car behind him. not letting this opportunity go, salga grabbed the furry demon and chucked it into a the car again. with another WACK for good messure.

the cat lay motionless on the ground.. salga stared at the lil devil for just a bit longer. as the thought of killing a cat crossed his mind the cat started to transform. it wasn't a cat but a gremlin? before he can even think of why, he saw something around his neck. " my house keys! "

salga quickly grabbed his keys unlocked his door and ran inside. bolting into the kitchen and making himself a nice cup of tea.

fin

As salga kept searching, the cat kept staring at him. he could see the fluffy smile on his face. for some reason salga did not like this cat. something felt off. he tried to shoo the cat, swiping at it with his hands. "go away get out of here! i dont have anything for you, why do you keep following me!" salga yelled.

"I am here because I want death," cat bellowed, in a stupid tone. He slammed his fist against salga's chest, with the force of 9781 giraffes. "I frigging hate you, salga ."

salga flew back landing on the hood of his neighbor's car, knocking the air out of him and breaking a few bones. WHAT THE FRICK salga thought. Trying to fill his lungs with much needed air he managed to cough out "cat, stop being a jerk".

They looked at each other with hate, like two randoms in a game of valorant, p2

salga was locked out side of his house, in a snow storm.

He walked around and reflected on his white surroundings. He had always loved his house but, at this moment he hated it. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel thristy. He looked at his empty hands and wondered why didn't he have a cup of hot tea in his hands. salga cursed to the heavens and kicked his house in frustration. the house did not seem to care about his outburst. nor did the heavens as they kept dumping on him.

Then he saw something in the distance, It was a cat. the cake looked at him gave a meow and sat next to him.

salga looked at the feline with confusion. he has not seen this cat before.

salga decided to ignore the cat and tried to get back in his home. there was nothing more he wanted then getting back inside, away from the snow, and to drink some dam tea. p1

its cooked my goat

And then, he looks at the cabinet
He walks to the cabinet, get close to the cabinet, now he's opening the cabinet
Now pause the movie cause what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted
Not only is there a man in this cabinet, but the man...is a MIDGET!! (midget) (midget) (midget)