The ♥♥♥♥♥♥!

The only thing that's stopping me is me HEY!

GameRANT
[Here I talk about games that I think are absolute ♥♥♥♥]
Pt. 1: LIMBO.

Where should I start..?
This game in it's whole is an overhyped massacre of bad gamedesign and an insult to the indie-community in whole.
The controls are saggy and the character is weighty as ♥♥♥♥ and dies most of the time, because his movement is comparable to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chicken nugget.
The "Art-Stile" is just literally 50 Shades of Grey, in mixture with Textures that my niece (2yrs old) could draw better. The Atmosphere get's changed every half an hour for no reason and just loses the flair it had built up in the first part of the game.
The so called "riddles" are neither logic, nor fun. You just move a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ box or have to jump on a platform in a certain moment. It's just timing and doesn't even feels close to the rewarding you feel when you solve a real puzzle.
Also, please... PLEASE! STOP THIS TRIAL AND ERROR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! It is not fun, it is not rewarding, it's the only reason why you need 4 hours to play through the game instead of 1! You die every screen, because of a new, unforseen bullshitty thing hidden in the shadows.
I hoped the story of the game would save it from my critics, but, funny thing: THERE IS NO ACTUAL STORY! You run through 4 different level designs without anything telling you whats going on. No lore, no story, nothing. The few things you see leave room to interprete what happened in this world, but it looks more like a fever dream of an drunk hipster, thinking it would be cool to let others live the same ♥♥♥♥.
Overall, theres nothing on or in this game that deserves the hype it created back in 2k16. Just because it looks different than the other games, doesn't makes it better. There is nothing that gives me the want to play this game, than my unkillable rage for 100% runs. But you know what? ♥♥♥♥ it! This is the first game I meet that doesn't even deserves my try to play through it and reach 100%. It's a plain, boring game, that is as colorfull and fun as it looks.
And it looks like death.
I'm happy that I got this game for free on another platform, because I'd never give 10 bucks, not even 1 measly cent to the developers for such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.
Never. Again.