Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I once went to a Doctor Who restaurant. For starters I had Dalek bread.
ㅤ* Mail your packages early so the Post Office has time to lose them before Christmas.
ㅤ* Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, you might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!