14 comments in 21 years

+REP ADDS REALIIISM

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Hey you're going to get some real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creepy guys trying to hit on you on this site. You'll be better off sticking with me. I'm sort of heh, known around here. Don't worry about me trying to hit on you or anything like that. Yeah, I'm a guy (unfortunately!) but don't hold that against me. I'm actually an outcel. I'm outwardly celibate, I mention it in the first introduction. Do you happen to have an OnlyFans or anything by the way? Again, not being a creep I just fully support our brave sex workers. Haha anyway bye.

Listen b*tch you want to call me a neckbeard? Am i a neckbeard because I enjoy art? Because I can appreciate the value of an expertly crafted story, amazing gameplay, and a beautiful gameworld? Because i have experienced more than any normal human. I have saved the princess. I have defended earth from the Reapers. I have traversed time, space, dimentions. I am the Dragonborn. I am the Witcher. I am the Lone wanderer. I have challenged the elite four...and won. Does a neckbeard finish Dark Souls in one weekend without dying...oh on my first try btw. And that was after making a speach on transcendental consciousness to a COLLEGE CLASS. I have solved impossible math equations BY ACCIDENT. I read philosophy books for FUN. Am I making myself clear sweetie? Or are you a neuronormative goon who thinks "football" is the pinnacle of human creation? You probably couldnt even jump on a goomba... My ansestors are smiling at me, fool...Can you say the same?

You are so gorgeous I would fight 3 mountain lions in a McDonald’s handicap bathroom stall with my hands tied behind my back and my only weapon is a shake weight super glued to my forehead just to get a chance to have a dinner date with you over Skype on dial up connection

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

ʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs ᴊᴏsʜ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀɴ ᴇᴘɪᴄ ɢᴀᴍᴇʀ (ᴛʀᴜsᴛ ᴍᴇ!). ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ
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+rep wicked sick

+rep he is friends with frank

-rep

nasty horrible prick

nothing personal, kid

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