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1,969.2 hrs on record (481.2 hrs at review time)
> wake up on beach
> wander
> meet some guys dressed up in trash holding AK-47s
> "HEY YOU, NAKED"
> i come
> Follow us, you're our prisoner now
> They bring me to a base with crudely drawn ISIS flag on it
> They bring me into their base
> "SING FOR US"
> I don't say anything
> "well you're ❤️❤️❤️❤️ing useless aren't you"
> "bring him in the thunderdome"
> waitwhat
> they bring me into a prison with another naked
> "NOW FIGHT"
> me and the naked fight intensely with rocks
> i kill him, everyone is screaming "ALLAHU AKBAR" in bad middle-eastern accents
> they bring me outside for a break
> one ISIS member leaves the base, and i run outside while the door is open
> being shot at bz AK-47's while zigzagling
> I escape into the desert

Then i left Egypt, bought Rust and the same thing happened in Rust
Posted 25 August, 2022.
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23.8 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
It is very nice game. It is maybe hard for someone but after some grinding you will know how thinks work and than it is pretty easy. Ovisouly buy it. lIKE IT
Posted 8 June, 2022.
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14.2 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Good game for vimpires kinda hard but funny go play it :)
Posted 24 November, 2021.
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2,931.3 hrs on record (778.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
>see a guy
>shoot him
>miss everz shot
>he turns around
>kills me in one shot
>exit csgo

10/10
Posted 12 November, 2019. Last edited 21 November, 2021.
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