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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Writing this because there's an angle that I don't see taken often, which I think is important.

!!! This game is to slop, as concentrates are to mid w**d. This is a strong, potent slop, slop zaza if you will. !!!

Any time I feel like a piece of s*** and a failure who never amounted to anything despite the blessings I was given in life I download games like this to feel better about myself. But, It's gotten a bit nonfunctional, so I've switched to Population One on Quest 2 for all my "getting slurs yelled at you by a nine year old and then exploding them, for free" needs.

If you go in with the idea of having fun playing a video game, oh you poor soul. If you come to banter in prox chat and die in funny ways and laugh at the absurdity of how wretched the games industry and it's consumers have become, it's actually a lot of fun. But it's one of the most horribly optimized pieces of software I've ever seen, and sometimes I try to actually play the game and I get sucked into the algorithmic gambling psychology psyop stuff (ask a AI to summarize the weird parts of the three (3) forms they make you sign to play), so it's not really practical to keep it on my pc on the off chance I wanna mess around, nor install it each time. So, yeah, sadly DELETED, because the frustration has outweighed it's usefulness as a comedy show.


TL;DR:
Terrible game, good place to yell at random people on the internet and get exploded, if you have a million free gigabytes that are not otherwise useful to you.


Source: I played this mostly on playstation or battlenet which is why I have 0 hours here. I've played every CoD, except 1, 3, Declassified, Advanced, Infinite, BO4, Vanguard, and the new one which just came out. Yes even the Wii and DS ones (which I'll be honest, more of a fun FPS game than this,). Sadly not a banger FPS, and I know banger FPS's. I'm starting to think the video games industry is following directly the footsteps of hollywood, becoming a giant money laundering tax deductible exit scam, because fortnite (we like fortnite, we like fortnite).

MY RECOMMENDATION
If you have a Meta Quest, Population One does anything this game would be at all useful for. Otherwise, maybe something like Fortnite or GTA if ur one of those "isnt that a kids game" people. Maybe Battlefield 2042? That game is actually pretty good if a little stinkier than the other entries. (smells like slop, doesn't really taste like it). Old games still exist and can be played, even ones with low player counts have communities to organize a lobby. The only thing this game has over anything, is the wacky characters in prox chat.
Posted 19 November, 2024. Last edited 19 November, 2024.
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1,674.5 hrs on record (1,662.3 hrs at review time)
pretty cool game
Posted 5 November, 2024.
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1,037 people found this review helpful
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353.3 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
Guys keep slamming these games on launch so I can keep getting them for 15 bucks later
Posted 27 May, 2023.
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1.6 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
better than the Expendables videogame
Posted 2 May, 2015.
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18.4 hrs on record (13.4 hrs at review time)
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Posted 4 April, 2015. Last edited 11 February, 2024.
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