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My first time on Club Penguin I was a 9 year old girl. There was some kid named something generic like "cutesurferboy13." He said he was 14 so I said I was 13. The next message has been immortalized in my brain.

"do u have a nice but"

For whatever reason I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ panicked. I felt hot like the walls were closing in on me and I couldn't breathe. A sense of imminent doom descended upon me. I had never been confronted with something of a sexual nature this way.

I frantically typed "i am 9 srry"

I logged off and never logged back on again.

hey john, just checking in with you for the company's biannual evaluation. according to our records you have only sold 3 mattresses this past week. ! !!! ! john you were our best mattress salesman which is why bertha added you to the marketing team. not to pry into your personal life john but tony wanted to know if this slump was related to your marital troubles with chelsea i know you might not want to share but we are worried that we will lose our best mattress salesman! if you are interested in seeking maternity leave we unfortunately can not aid you with that! but if you would like to take some time off to focus on your family please contact human resources to request paid leave! thank you! also sierra from public resources filed a complaint regarding her garlic knots! you are our best sales man ! john! please do not make us have to suspend your kitchen privileges ! thank you! john have a wonderful!! evening

appreciate the enthusiasm!!!! thank u for your continueous support. #savethewales!!!!!!!!

♥♥♥♥♥ please its not hard to decide... Bluffed, doozek, Truepain, venom and anyone els.. Reason being I have chem with doozek and venom so me for a 5th. doozek is a fragger, You because IGL Venom because he is nutty. and not macaroni because he doesnt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ listen in scrims what do you think he is gonna do when league matches roll around? Listen? HAHA no... You wanna win open? pick players with experiance.

No disrespect. Do you squirt? I ain't trynna drain your meat flaps, I'm just hashtag askin'. My boy's trynna pop a drain in your beef glands, but I'm just trynna write some Super Nintendo Yelp reviews. What are you readin'? Mein Kampf? ‪#‎LegalizeRanch‬!

@ellie hello please take it up with Dave from best buy as Dave is the one with the plan who may be able to help with this problem, if that doesn't work try contacting Michael at sales as this is also his department, possibly Karen aswell. Maybe even Stephen from human resources may be inclined to help you with your onging issue but as it stands for me at the moment i am a single mother with 4 kids living on my own please stop i need money for my children thank you good day!!!!!!!!

Screencapped and emailed to my lawyer. She will have filed charges by tomorrow afternoon. By law We must allow you 48 hours to remove the offending material. If not, you will be charged with defamation of character, libel, and criminal mischief, all misdemeanors. You will face a judge trial.Don’t think you won’t be found either. That email with the cap also includes your Dox, which will not be shared publicly. I’ve also forwarded this material to the local FBI field office. They take false accusations of pedophilia VERY seriously. Especially when your uncle is a high ranking Homicide Detective with good friends in the FBI, the US Marshals Office, and the NSA

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx