Recent reviews by Squillbert

Terrible port. How on earth is this Overwhelming positive?

I am not going to suffer through playing a platformer on keyboard. Controller support is a flat out lie.

Linux support my ass.

Buggy, unpolished, and runs like crap. BUT very fun

Most confused boner I've ever had

8/10 my wife left me and took the kids

Aside from the downright predatory DLC, I love it.

For my Linux homies, it runs near flawless on Proton. With the exception of no ray tracing support, but I don't think you're missing much there

Great game I like alot, but the FOV situation is just dumb. A slider that only goes to 65 for "claustrophobia", but personally it gives me more eye strain than feelings of claustrophobia.

Having to sit far away from my monitor to not get eye strain & headaches from the tiny fov takes away from the enjoyment alot. Let people change the fov to something reasonable if they want ffs

Linux port is broken, in a different way than it used to be. Won't Launch now. I was playing though again, it was working for a few days, now it doesnt launch and gives no errors

Linux port is buggy and runs like crap. Keeps crashing on me and won't hold a steady 60fps even on the lowest settings

Edit from a day later: I am stuck in Xen. Keeps crashing every minute or so, so it's impossible to beat.

Linux version crashes constantly. It's practically unplayable. Didn't used to be like this

Edit: Found a fix for this thankfully. You have to manually edit a config file to tell the game how many CPU threads you have

Really, REALLY tedious game. Feels like it needed more time in the oven.

You move slow as sloth ♥♥♥♥. The only fast travel method (I've found) is kneecapped by only having a few locations and a long ass cooldown for no reason but to annoy you and waste your finite time on this Earth.

You end up spending 90% percent of your playtime walking from place to place and it's just painful.

If you smoke a few bowls and have something playing in the background to listen to, this isnt a bad time waster and can be fun. I cant handle it sober though. Can't recommend