Les ate the last piece of chicken in our ranked match. He hard boiled it and took it all for himself.

Where do I begin? A man who knows no bounds. A man who breaks records. A man who puts flatlanders in their place. The only man who rivals him is the great Ethan Allen, and even he himself does not come close. He is the only man I've seen bowl over 300. He is a carrot muncher which is kinda lame but not everyone is perfect. He has my vote for 2028.