Recent reviews by Jimmoman

I have done and seen many terrible things in this game, and feel no remorse for any of them. Great game.

I install a mod to lengthen the time line.
I play as Prussia, hoping to unite all of Germany under my banner.
I make good trade and tax decisions and get rich.
1892. Austria goes insane and attacks the newly formed Switzerland.
I needed that chocolate and those handy knives, so I attack Austria.
World War 1 breaks out as my American allies fight Austria's forces and allies in South America while China starts crap with my other ally Japan and my territories in the Pacific attack my enemies there.
Austria is conquered, but most of my money is gone, used up to fund the war.
Decades pass.
I decide to change to republic.
Hit the wrong type and select fascist.
'Adolf Hitler has been made Chancelor'
Decide to conquer Czechoslovakia for good measure.
Boredom sets in.
Guten Tag Poland.
10/10 would destroy Poland again.

Started up a game with a friend.
We get a good spawnpoint.
We built a nice base.
IWe go to find more wood.
I find a nice looking forest.
Equip my axe.
5 of the trees stand up.
I panic.
11/10 Would light half the world on fire to kill guardians again.