Recent reviews by Jimboi

For the most part the game is fun.

But it has the most inconsistent damage. It seems like you'll throw 30 punches and nothing happens, but then the person you're fighting throws one and you're out cold for for the next 3-5 business days. Just long enough for them to pick you up and throw you off the arena, but don't worry you'll wake up the second they throw you so you can flail your way down.

I'd recommend this to play with your friends. But if you play online solo, expect to carry your team.

Wish they'd hide unobtainable cosmetics as well.

I was so excited for this game when it was announced. I still have my copy of the game on the original xbox and is a comfort game that I go back to pretty frequently. When I finally got it for $4 I was like "ok I hear bad things, but I want to see for myself. It shouldn't be THAT bad" oh how wrong I was.

The only 2 good things about the remake. First person animations and the visuals. Everything else is absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ animated cutscenes kill the comic book vibe the original was beloved for, the characters look like they were mocapped using rococo webcam mocap (which is very janky) and didn't clean up the animations in engine, forced stealth segments now become a shooting gallery, stealth is ass because it takes half a second to get detected, and the gunplay feels like ass 90% of the time. The bar was on the ground and they dug a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hole to play limbo with the devil under the bar.

TLDR: Remake ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, took 2 days. Easy achievement completion. Has the same exploit that Callisto Protocol had where you just load the last level (which is 5 minutes long, with no combat) on the hardest difficulty and you'll get the achievement for beating it on hard.

Just buy classic.

Watched my friends die, but the voice comms getting abruptly cut off was funny. Worth the credits

I'd rather play Dead By Daylight. And that's saying something.

This game changed my life in all aspects for the better. My wife called to work things out, she brought my kids back to me, my dad returned with the milk, my mother finally stopped gaslighting me, and my boss finally gave me that promotion to where I can finally live comfortably. All because of relaxing duck game.

Ducks make everything better. 10/10 Buy it full price with all its' DLC

Look I really wanted to love this game. But due to the day 1 stutters, the 1 dimensional combat, the 6/10 story (that the majority of is shoved in your face in the final hour), no NG+ at launch (that we're waiting until February for along with hardcore mode). I can recommend it, but only when it's on sale (40% at the very least). Don't play it with the expectation of it being a Dead Space successor. Just go into it with low expectation and you'll be fine.
(The voice acting, mocap, graphics, and death scenes are good. But the cons overshadow the pros)

TLDR: Buy it on sale, go in with low expectations, easy achievement completion.

This game paid my rent. Spent $200 on cases. Got a $600 pair of skins and sold them later. The $400 profit paid my part of rent. 10/10 would pay rent again

Quickly became the #1 False Front player in the world.

Because I am currenty the only False Front player in the world.

Lmao

For now I don't recommed this game to ANYONE. It's SO broken and they need to just scrap what they have and start over. There is SO much potential to be had in this game, but Bohemia Interactive has been super freaking lazy with the development. The game is VERY glitchy and horribly optimized. Don't waste your money on this until it's fully developed... If it ever does that is.