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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 1:13am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 1:32am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 12:30am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 1:33am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 1:34am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 2:27am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 5:51pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 5:51pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 6:59am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 12:08am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 5:51pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 5:51pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 5:51pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 5:51pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2019 @ 9:28pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2015 @ 11:34pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 5:51pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 5:51pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 12:59am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 12:30am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 5:51pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 12:30am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 5:51pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 1:28am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 1:37am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2014 @ 7:33pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 2:24am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 8:22am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 5:51pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 2:09am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 5:51pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 6:33am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 8:13am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2019 @ 9:30pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 8:49am



Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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