After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo LAN party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Kindermann!

meddl guy, you kagghaider. have you brain dead or what??

habe gehört der steht auf kleine jungs

oder auch ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Ur-Jude