Cool story time: For those of us who don’t believe in cheating, today is the first day you can earn the achievement in The Stanley Parable for not playing the game for five years...I mean legitimately earn. (Staring at your “Go Outside” achievement date)

1. @game inventory: Quality > Quantity
2. @profile ♥♥♥: I dunno what you expected

I just wanted you to know that I'm incredibly proud of you playing Borderlands. We'll make a special evening of it at some point!

Have fun tonight

1st!