Nah just me and my big ol belly!

yessss!! haaiiii!! its meeee gormiiii (: whats up? hows it going
? anything fun? any MEN? ANy BURLY EN? ANy KIRYUS? Any KOI? ANything? Let me know (:

Hey is this gormi? lmk

immmm the product of an artist whose creations bring delight

I'm so Scared

Hey big fat belly.

Hey skinny akiyama!

yeah baby... just send me your address..

can you please start giving out gifts santa please santa please santa santa i’ve been really good can i get them a few days early

*watching in horror as the dove eats the last bits and bobs of the cake,,* umm.. what the crap..? what are we-

*suddenly, jack black bursts from within himself, becoming a hairy, blocky, blue shirt and some jeans wearing freak and starts sprouting the beat of some nonsensical song*
la la la lava... ch ch ch chickkennn...
*a volcano erupts in the room, covering the room in hot molten lava and burnt chickens everywhere*

smell that..? thats sizzilinaha ahAAHHHHHH!!! AAAHAAAH AAAAAAAAAHHH *jack black(steve) steps on a bit of the lava and burns his leg off*

*has a banquet already prepared for your majesty, courtesy of Pixel's Number 1 Fan*

dear Jocking-a-ton, pleaseeeeeeee enjoy the 5 star meal we have prepared!

*puts a birthday cake on the table*

happy bird day!

*a dove miraculously flies out from the cake, destroying it, but it's ok because there are crumbs to feed on, but the dove takes them and so we're all left with nothing*

oh noooo what will we do?!!

*I look at pixel's number 1 fan for ideas*

hahaha..... *rises from an elevator within the ground, smoke spilling into the room.* i am........ queen. this dinner better be spectacular...... or i'll have your head on a pike!

THE QUEEN!!????!??! Cr*p cr*p cr*pp.....!!! We must make this place tidy! *throws jpdexination off the bed and prepares a feast upon it as if it were a dining table*

jack black:

Doctor; I ccant believe the wueen is visiting us (: i thought you were dead!!!!!!!! Where and who is this Puppy Girl? *scratches head confusingly* Surprise guestt sta

*but before I go out I also say with everyone* JACK BLACJK!!!?!?!?!? WHAT ARE YOU DO

ahhhh!!! *I scream when jack black enters the room but immediately black out before the queen arrives*

the queen: hello I am passing the torch onto ThePuppyGirl1924, Ok? I will be back in 4 - 5 business days.

(the doctor) bro Chill. tf 😂😂😂😂😂
*i put you to sleep and ignore your loud screaming*

(surprise guest star enters, oh my god! Its Jack Black!) whats all this hooplah!? Ohhhh!😂

(everyone) JACK BLACJK!!!?!?!?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

(jack black) i heard😂 loll 😂 ok

What...

*I look down in the horrors of my creation*

N-No you take that back! *I scream as they drag me away to my ward and put a mask on me*

It's FOXY! It's FOXY! HE CAN SEE THROUGH THE MASK! GIVE me a Flashlight!

*They don't so I get jumpscared and when I'm strapped to the bed I actually think I am being stuffed into a five night freddy suit*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yea, sure.. Whatev! By the way... Jester was here to ENTERTAIN..his trinkets are vast in variety! Also,,, do you need a psychiatrist? Jester was never here.... You even said so... Are you maybe schizophrenic? He died years ago, JP. I'm actually Foxy. You fool.. I have captured you,,, now you will die. *i jumpscare you RAAAAAHHHHHHH*

*I watch as the jester's signature lasso wraps around me and look at it in confusion because aren't jesters'ss' signature items related to clowns*

*I go with it anyway and I am saved once again so I cannot do anything but say*

I will think harder next time! I'll watch the movie "out for yourself!" and see if I can get any ideas from there.

JP WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!! *I open the door and throw my signature lasso at JP to catch them and reel them into my office to protect them from foxy and close the door quickly...*
holy crap.. you really gotta watch out for yourself! that could've been bad! come on dude, think! THINK! (is mad, but thankful!)

*I close the door for jester because jester is not here, but in doing so, I am not there to close my own door and foxy reaches my office*

FOXY WILL REACH THE OFFICE IN [...] SECONDS

FOXY WILL REACH THE OFFICE IN [3] SECONDS

FOXY WILL REACH THE OFFICE IN [4] SECONDS

FOXY WILL REACH THE OFFICE IN [5] SECONDS

*i appear behind jester from within a cloud of smoke* hah... sounds like you're in, hm... let's just say... QUITE THE PREDICAMENT, HUH JESTER!?!? hahaha... well... i have a DEAL for you today... *i open my suit Sports Brand:tm: jacket to reveal King Instant Transpor Tatertot Transporter Sports brand:tm: Teleportation Device (TTTSBTD).* i will GRANT you this device, and maybe even something MORE, if you find my 3 basketballs... GOOD LUCK!

*i take the letter and read it*
Oh sh*t its the KING!!!! GREAT!!!
*i rush frantically over to the castle, knowing the king is demanding my jester-y presence. im out of breath, curled over on supporting my weight on my knees..*
the king.. he.. he wants me to fart and fall. .i... i have to make it..

*I leave.*

*after being lost for so long, I stumble into jester's comment section once more*

U-Um... Please deliver this message, court jester!

*I open a crumpled piece of paper and hand it over, inside it reads:*

'To whom it may concern,
'

*That is all.*

who the FU CK are you

Hey guys *burps* *rubs belly*

Hello Max.. If you ever see a white haired siren. Drop kick her ass to hell, thank you!

please be careful ray i’m shaking so bad right now you should be careful playing!!!

you’re playing..s-spook- AAAH!! oh god!! i can’t even get myself to say it that game is so..so… SCARY. Be careful ray.

LMFAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *i say out loud btw, and im laughing on the ground, rolling around, laughing up and down because of how terribly funny it was to watch jp's ice cream die.*
Oh boy oh boy! that really tickled me (:

*i also walk by with an ice cream and laugh at JP's face because hi s got destroyed and its awesome and funny sauce cool for the squeak*

*I realise my day cannot get any worse because of this meteor so I approach the melted / fallen ice cream with whimsy*

Wow! That was one shooting star! Maybe I should've made a wish? Ok. Yeah! Let's make a wish.

I wish my ice cream could come back and nothing else could come along to ruin my day!

*just then, a colossal sized meteor strikes down in front of you and the wind from its blast knocks your ice cream out of your hand*

Dear Diary,
Wow! Today's a ripe summer day! I sure hope nothing comes along and ruins it! *I say with an ice cream in hand*

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No. Sorry. We don't have proximity chat available in these comments. They were disabled yesterday.

🎤 is this thing on? lol

I Am Hungry

@gork are you availability? *smirks devilishly* come to thr party

@poipy uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... am availelbel

is the 23rd still happening @ m[star]x @ raynar z @ BONGwater @ aurthr @jsestercrimes @gork

Oh! Arigato (:

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