shot my chickens in csgo. 0/10 horrible to play with

Oh, these? My boobies? My massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky boinkies? My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tits?

♥♥♥ , TANANANANANANAN

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

haha gey

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