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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 9:27am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 9:42am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 11:49am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2017 @ 6:49am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 4:54am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2021 @ 12:32am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2017 @ 8:30am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 12:37am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 6:42am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 5:23am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2018 @ 3:52am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2017 @ 5:00am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 11:57am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2016 @ 3:19am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2017 @ 8:19am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2017 @ 9:42am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2017 @ 9:07am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2017 @ 6:03am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 7:11am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 11:19am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 9:42am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 11:07am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2019 @ 12:31pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2018 @ 11:04am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2017 @ 1:59pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2017 @ 6:46am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 12:55pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2018 @ 12:25am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2019 @ 1:03pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 11:29am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2020 @ 6:43am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2020 @ 2:48am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2021 @ 8:57am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:42am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!