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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 11:01am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 11:15am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 11:19am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 12:24pm

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 12:45pm

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 1:15pm

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 1:25pm

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 1:28pm

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 1:54pm

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 2:08pm

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 2:18pm

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 3:00am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 9:50am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 9:54am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 2:03am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 3:53am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 4:51am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 5:09am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 5:20am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 4:37am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 5:37am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 12:10pm

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 12:18pm

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 12:44pm

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 11:13am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 11:53am

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 2:11pm

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 2:55am

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 3:19am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 10:12am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 4:07am

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 1:26am

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 5:05am

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 12:17pm



Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.