⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⣀⣤⣤⢤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⠿⠟⠉⠁⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⠶⢽⣆⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢀⡟⠁⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠻⡄⠀⠀
⠀⠀⡼⢠⢞⠵⠒⠒⢮⡳⣞⡽⠒⠒⠪⡝⣆⢳⠀⠀
⠀⠀⡇⡏⡏⠀⣼⠉⣧⢳⢸⢼⠉⣳⠀⢹⢸⢸⠀⠀
⠀⠀⡇⢳⡹⣄⡈⢉⣡⢫⣟⣎⡉⢁⣠⢞⡼⢸⠀⠀
⠀⠀⡇⠀⠉⠒⠯⠽⠚⠁⠈⠓⠿⠽⠖⠋⠀⢸⠀⠀
⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀
⠀⢸⡙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⢊⡇⠀
⠀⡼⡟⢦⡙⢿⡛⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠛⡿⢋⡴⢻⢳⠀
⢰⡇⡇⠀⣿⠛⠀⢰⠒⠒⠒⠲⡆⠀⠙⢻⠀⢸⠸⡆
⢸⠀⡷⢤⣿⠀⠀⠸⣄⠀⠀⣰⠃⠀⠀⢸⡤⢼⠀⡇
⢸⣆⣿⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢦⣼⣠⡇
⢸⠀⠘⠿⡖⢶⡶⠖⠲⠶⠶⠲⠒⢶⡶⢲⡿⠃⠀⡇
⠘⠶⣄⡶⠃⠀⣳⠤⠤⡏⢹⠤⠤⣼⠀⠘⢶⣡⠴⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠓⠒⠒⠃⠛⠒⠒⠚⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

This ♥♥♥♥♥ went 0-100 on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥ look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bobblehead way she was flopping her head on the dude. ♥♥♥♥♥ damn near broke the couch with that ♥♥♥♥. This ♥♥♥♥♥ laying there scared she gon chomp his damn ♥♥♥♥ off. Hungry Hungry Hippos ass ♥♥♥♥♥. Dude looked like he was in a bouncy castle way she was rocking the damn sofa. ♥♥♥♥♥ looked like she was trying to crack her forehead on the poor ♥♥♥♥♥

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣵⣄⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢾⣻⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡀⠀
⠀⠸⣽⣻⠃⣿⡿⠋⣉⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⡟⠉⡉⢻⣿⡌⣿⣳⡥⠀
⠀⢜⣳⡟⢸⣿⣷⣄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣠⣼⣿⣇⢸⢧⢣⠀
⠀⠨⢳⠇⣸⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⡟⢆⠀
⠀⠀⠈⠀⣾⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⠐⠈⠀⠀
⠀⢀⣀⣼⣷⣭⣛⣯⡝⠿⢿⣛⣋⣤⣤⣀⣉⣛⣻⡿⢟⣵⣟⣯⣶⣿⣄⡀⠀
⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣾⣶⣶⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣧
⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⡿

this damn guy pissed on my roof

this guy is really tough, i once saw him skull 3 beers back to back, knockout a bouncer with a single punch, and then went and took a piss so hard in the car park he was getting it onto the roof from down on the ground. i wouldnt mess with him

this guy likes chuffin back fat darts and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pants..... and hes all out of pants.