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130.0 hrs on record (107.0 hrs at review time)
The game that made me fall in love with RPGs. Played it originally on PS3 and I've never been the same since. Do yourself a favor and download Script Extenders and some quality of life mods, but don't go out of your way to mod in content to this game for your first playthrough. This game was made in 18 months and what the developers were able to pull off in that short amount of time is nothing but extraordinary. A passion project through and through. The DLC is all worth checking out too, if you've got the time. What it lacks in visual fidelity it makes up for in visual storytelling, immersive quests and characters, and realistic consequences of your actions.
Posted 14 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
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Posted 28 October, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
totally one of the best freaking games ive ever played in my goshdarn life. i really like it. one of my top 10 favorites ever made ever. better than the original counter strilke. totly not a paid promotion lol. shrek has swag.
Posted 25 April, 2017.
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5.3 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Only buy this game if you have at least one other friend to play with. Otherwise, it's not much fun.
Posted 20 May, 2016.
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3 people found this review funny
8.9 hrs on record
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8, its f8 is gr8
Posted 24 December, 2015. Last edited 1 January, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
dere was de spooki freddi
hi wuz spooki
vury spooki

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In all seriousness, this is one of the best of the series; rivaling the first game in terms of atmosphere and scare factor.
If you like the fnaf series you will love this game, and if you don't like fnaf; just give it a try!
8.5-9/10
not perfect, but still a welcome addition to the franchise.
Posted 7 August, 2015. Last edited 7 August, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
13.2 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
a bit l8, but i r8 8/8 m8, it's gr8
Posted 30 January, 2015.
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5.3 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
I think it's a fun expirience for a short time, and I have never had it crash!
Posted 21 March, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.6 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Here are some quotes from youtubers, about Turbo Dismount.

"Vehicular Suicide Simulator" -RaedwulfGamer, 2014

"I could do this for hours!" MarkiplierGAME, 2014

"I think there is some weird kinky s%&( going on with him and his car" PewDiePie, November 2013


Summary: Best Game Ever. Lots of laughs, lots of happiness, lots of car crashes. Even better than Stair Dismount, especially the physics engine.
Posted 14 March, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
22.1 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
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Translation into english:
THis game will transform your view on sea creatures, and possibly also squidward. It is funny, charming, and quirky all at once. Perfect story as well. Only downside: short. But there's always the steam workshop!
Posted 7 March, 2014.
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