Hi, my name is Jacopo. I'm a normal 24 y/o guy and I love sitting on my ass playing videogames, listening to music and watching some random video.
If you wanna add me “Do it, just do it!”, but you can leave a comment before, explaining why or telling me if we had fun playing some games together. I also have a Ps3, Ps4 and a WiiU but i never play on them.

You can also find me on:
Battle.net : JcpMrzt #2443
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Epic Games: JcpMrzt
Discord: JcpMrzt #4288
PSN: JcpMrzt (Yeah this list is basically useless)


"Yuna, I have to go... I'm sorry I couldn't show you Zanarkand... Goodbye!" - Tidus, FFX
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"Oh, hello there. I will stay behind, to gaze at the sun. The sun is a wondrous body. Like a magnificent father! If only I could be so grossly incandescent!" - Solaire of Astora, Dark Souls
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"Give a man a bullet and he'll want a gun. Give a man a gun and he'll be giving away the bullets" - Sam "Serious" Stone, Serious Sam
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Here's a bunch from Tales of Berseria

Laphicet: "Just how does this sword work?"
Velvet: "Don't touch it. You'll hurt yourself."
Magilou: "In other words, the rest of her is fair game. "
Velvet: "Not unless you REALLY want to get hurt."

Eleanor: Excuse me! What sort of woman do you think I am? [...] What's your idea of a pure maiden anyway?
Rokurou: I don't know, a princess who's never lifted anything heavier than a pair of chopsticks in her life?
Eleanor: Your views on women are so messed up.
Rokurou: ( genuinely confused )They are?

Velvet: Okay, then. "Magi".
Magilou: Oh come on, that's so obvious! Can't you put some heart into it for your dear friend?
Velvet: Fine. "Lou".
Magilou: Do I LOOK like an old man to you? You're not even trying!
Velvet: Okay then, "Witchy McWitcherton".
Magilou: Interesting... Well, if I had to rank it against 1000 other nicknames, I'd probably put it at number 1011.
Velvet: Sure then, "Hatty".
Magilou: Now you're just saying what you see!
Velvet: "Book-Skirt".
Magilou: That's not any better either.
Velvet: (Smiling) "Ms. Creepy Eyes".
Magilou: That's just an insult! Look, no nicknames based on what you see, and ESPECIALLY no slandering!
Velvet: "Lil-Miss-Witch-Who-Smiles-Around-You-But-Stabs-You-In-The-Back-When-You're-Not-Looking".
Magilou: HEY! That's personal information!
Velvet: Look, I told you, I'm not good at coming up with nicknames.

Velvet: Empyreans, hear my confession. When I was in prison, I instigated a riot and used it to break myself out.
Priest: Huh...?!
Velvet: Then I set fire to some warehouses in town and stole a ship to make my getaway. Then I teamed up with some pirates to destroy a military fortress. I killed anyone who got in my way.
Priest: What?!
Velvet: What do you think, Father? Will the Empyreans will forgive me?
Priest: I, er... ah... I think you should turn yourself in to the Abbey, and let them help you repent...
Velvet: That's convenient! I'm already planning on going to the Abbey. You see, I'm going to kill their boss, Artorius.
Priest: I-I need an exorcist over here, quick! Somebody! Anybody!
Velvet: That's... about how I figured it'd go.

Magilou: It is you who has captured my devotion, my darling!
Priest: What?! M-M-Me?! But... My life is in service to the Empyreans. I—
Magilou: Hush! I want you to look at me the way I look at you! Hold me, darling! Smother me in your embrace!
Priest: Uh... I don't... I... I...!
Magilou: Those were the kind of lines I read in a romance novel. It wasn't even that exciting a book. I wasted so many hours with that piece of trash. Please forgive me for not putting myself to better use.
Priest: Aaaagh! Lying... to a priest! How could you?
Magilou: Oh no! I meant to confess my sins, but instead my confession was another sin! Forgive me, Father! I've transgressed once more!
Priest: Urgh... I don't want to forgive you!
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Now Borderlands

"I probably should have been finding you a sponsor but I was too busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie! You might ask, who was wearing the bolo tie? You or the shark? Answer: YES." -Mr. Torgue

"Ol' balloon-t*ts is still holdin' a grudge against me, huh? Don't get me wrong, I understand it . Once you've eaten prime rib for free, it's hard to go back to suckin' down hamburgers for cash. If you know what I'm talking about. D*CKS. I'm talking about d*cks" -Handsome Jack

"Real badasses eat cookies! Ima get that tattooed on my back in old English font." -Tiny Tina

"HOW THE F*CK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT ILLEGAL OFF WORLD DEATHMATCHES ARE ILLEGAL" -Mr. Torgue

"Size doesn't matter. Except when it does. Which is always." -Sir Hammerlock

"Smokin' Jesus T*tty Cinammon, that Is a monster!" -Scooter

"WHEN GOD CLOSES A DOOR, I BLOW IT THE F**K UP" -Mr. Torgue

"I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP ... THE OCEAN!" -Mr. Torgue

"This planet smells like hemmorroids wrapped in bacon" - General Knoxx

"Raiders ain’t gonna last without some new blood, and given how you shot them bandits up I’d say you and blood got an extra-special relationship. Like cousins takin' a bath together, haha! uh..." -Scooter
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Here's a bunch from The Witcher

Geralt: "Dandelion?!"
Dandelion: "'Tis I. But the scum of this city call me the Crimson Avenger!"
Geralt: "More like the Crimson As*hole"

Shani: "I thought witchers carried 2 swords, a steel one for humans and a silver one for monsters." Geralt: "Both are for monsters."

Zoltan: "You hungry?"
Geralt: [drunk] "A little."
Zoltan: "We've bread, but we shouldn't eat plain bread."
Dandelion: "Zoltan's right. We need some lard."
Zoltan: "That mummy downstairs must have a full larder..."
Geralt: "You're joking!"
Dandelion: "That mummy must have some lard, maybe pickles, too."
Geralt: "Shani?"
Shani: "Just don't get caught, Geralt. I'll pay for them tomorrow."
Geralt: "Wait a second. Why me?"
Zoltan: "Dwarves are no masters of stealth, Shani wouldn't sneak about and Dandelion, well, he'd mess up"

"Drinking alone is like sh*tting with company" - Zoltan

"Geeeerrralt- in the nick of time as always!"
"Zoltan- with your boot to someone's a*s, as always!"

"Hatred and prejudice will never be eradicated. And the witch hunts will never be about witches. To have a scapegoat — that's the key."