Recent reviews by jckaboi

UI update kinda sucks for veterans who are used to the old layout. We kept workshop maps though, so that's cool. I thought we were definitely losing those going into Epic accounts.Don't really understand why we need an unskippable tutorial on startup(look at how many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours I have, I know how to play).Other than these things, the game still slaps. Having to have EGS doesn't change that, but it does kinda annoy me since I was essentially forced to hand over my login to Epic now that they're not using steam acounts.

Are you happy getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Is that your idea of fun?

WELL, HAVE WE GOT NEWS FOR YOU. BUY PUBG, YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MORON. NOT ONLY IS THE GAME ♥♥♥♥, BUT WE ALSO INTRODUCED MICROTRANSACTIONS IN EARLY-ACCESS WHEN WE SAID WE WOULDN'T BECAUSE ♥♥♥♥ YOU.

HAVE A BLAST GETTING KILLED BY CHINESE HACKERS WITH 200 PING FROM ACROSS THE UNIVERSE IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF A ROUND.

ENJOY THE EXHILARATING RUSH OF PARACHUTING INTO YOUR DEATH BY TREE/GROUND/WALL/ETC. THEN GO OUT AND BUY SOME LOOTBOXES WITH IN-GAME CURRENCY, SOME OF WHICH YOU CAN'T OPEN, BECAUSE AGAIN, ♥♥♥♥ YOU.

FEEL THE EXCITEMENT THAT IS WAITING FOR PEAK HOUR SERVER MAINTENANCE TO CONCLUDE.

ENJOY GETTING ENDLESS DUPES FROM THE CRATES YOU ACTUALLY CAN OPEN.

Here at Bluehole, the players are very important to us. We wouldn't be here if it weren't for you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pouring money into this half-baked turd. We'll ♥♥♥♥ you and you'll like it. What else are you gonna do? Go play Fortnite? What are you some kind of self-respecting individual? That's rich!